Category: Joke Board
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."
You're beyond help, fella! Hahahaha.
HOw is this a man joke? Just becuase the joke has a man in it, doesn't make
it a man joke. If the joke is still funny when replaced with a woman, its not a
man joke. Learnt eh difference. and just because a woman sent you a man joke,
wouldn't excuse you from the sexism of that man joke; just sayin'.
Look at the punctuation. I don't think he said it was a man joke. It says, "Man! Joke." More like, Man! What a joke. Calm down.
Jeesh, get a fucking sense of humor and just accept the joke for what it is.
Good one, Wayne.
Oh wow! Hahaha.
And a good object lesson about the dangers of using violence to solve life's problems.:)
Or an object lesson in doing a reply and verifying what the text was supposed to say? Lol I've made some rather silly if far less consequential mistakes on that front.
and, lol good one Wayne.
I think the sender should learn spell-check. Hahaha!
And, I love it! I know it's really twisted, but, it cracks me up! I'm sharing this one!
Blessings,
Sarah
lol Fucked up joke, but good one.
lol, that's messed up but it was good! got a laugh! :d
Saw this on a Facebook group the other day and still smirked just now.
cody, have a sense of humor, sir! :d
and a good lesson about the dangers of using autocorrect. somehow, I could picture something like this happening.
I tell it to a lot of people. Most of them laugh.
lol good one Wayne
To those of you upset with the speech policing by some people, there's a term for this now. Virtue signaling.
It's a secular version of Holier than Thou and "Let me show you the way, pilgrim."
OMGOSH, messed up but funny! haha!
Wow..can you imagine the court case? Ah man!!
This reminds me of one time when I was having problems with my wifi; I was telling someone about it and when I was calling it stupid, they thought I said my stupid wife; I'm not married. It is sick and twisted and violence is never a good thing, but it teaches a good life lesson about how easily misunderstandings can occur and why you shouldn't overreact.
Funny as hell.