Man! Joke! In my defence, a girl sent it to me.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 9:40:49

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."

Post 2 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 9:51:03

You're beyond help, fella! Hahahaha.

Post 3 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 10:04:18

HOw is this a man joke? Just becuase the joke has a man in it, doesn't make
it a man joke. If the joke is still funny when replaced with a woman, its not a
man joke. Learnt eh difference. and just because a woman sent you a man joke,
wouldn't excuse you from the sexism of that man joke; just sayin'.

Post 4 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 10:14:22

Look at the punctuation. I don't think he said it was a man joke. It says, "Man! Joke." More like, Man! What a joke. Calm down.

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 13:40:04

Jeesh, get a fucking sense of humor and just accept the joke for what it is.

Good one, Wayne.

Post 6 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 14:05:28

Oh wow! Hahaha.

Post 7 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 14:15:39

And a good object lesson about the dangers of using violence to solve life's problems.:)

Post 8 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 14:37:05

Or an object lesson in doing a reply and verifying what the text was supposed to say? Lol I've made some rather silly if far less consequential mistakes on that front.

and, lol good one Wayne.

Post 9 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 17:47:44

I think the sender should learn spell-check. Hahaha!
And, I love it! I know it's really twisted, but, it cracks me up! I'm sharing this one!
Blessings,
Sarah

Post 10 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 17:51:07

lol Fucked up joke, but good one.

Post 11 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2016 10:34:43

lol, that's messed up but it was good! got a laugh! :d

Post 12 by contradiction (aww, I always knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2016 21:12:44

Saw this on a Facebook group the other day and still smirked just now.

Post 13 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2016 21:22:50

cody, have a sense of humor, sir! :d

Post 14 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2016 21:56:47

and a good lesson about the dangers of using autocorrect. somehow, I could picture something like this happening.

Post 15 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Thursday, 21-Jan-2016 2:26:43

I tell it to a lot of people. Most of them laugh.

Post 16 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Thursday, 21-Jan-2016 8:12:35

lol good one Wayne

Post 17 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 21-Jan-2016 10:00:10

To those of you upset with the speech policing by some people, there's a term for this now. Virtue signaling.
It's a secular version of Holier than Thou and "Let me show you the way, pilgrim."

Post 18 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 22-Jan-2016 19:07:45

OMGOSH, messed up but funny! haha!
Wow..can you imagine the court case? Ah man!!

Post 19 by PositiveFuture (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2016 0:45:56

This reminds me of one time when I was having problems with my wifi; I was telling someone about it and when I was calling it stupid, they thought I said my stupid wife; I'm not married. It is sick and twisted and violence is never a good thing, but it teaches a good life lesson about how easily misunderstandings can occur and why you shouldn't overreact.

Post 20 by Shepherdwolf (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2016 14:23:16

Funny as hell.